Monday, January 30, 2012

On Meat and Agility

Terry Simons of Flying Dog Agility came to our club to do a seminar with us this past weekend and it was super fun and informative! I don't think anyone left without something to work on. However when you get a bunch of agility people, some tequila, and some exhaustion all in one arena together, hilarity ensues.

I took my dogs wieners out this morning and they were still hard. Sometimes a hard wiener isn't a good thing.- Jaime

What ever happened to positive reinforcement? - Shannon
That's for the dogs. - Amanda

Why is your favourite colour red? - Terry Simons 
Luuuuuuuuuuuuucy!!!
Because its the colour of blood! - Sarah 

This big piece of meat is a lot to handle!  - Jaime

You will beat them and they will hate you. - Terry Simons

Jaime is motivated by the meat. - Sarah

Jo's pole dancing. - Sarah


Put your bum on the wing like this! - Terry Simons

Maybe you need a bigger ass. - Amanda 

Put your crack on the wing!  
- Terry Simons

Your penis is dirty! - Anneli

I'm going to Disneyland to get some boobs. - Sarah 

Give me back my meat I'm going to stick it in the tunnel. - Jaime

Thanks for the great weekend guys, you all were a riot! 

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Flashback!

 Some past quotes from the Calgary Agility Association Trial in November 2011.
Country music makes me angry, and I want to hit someone. - Dave

Flick that thing back in there. It's pink and your black.
- Cindy

Sarah, do you want me to wipe your bum?
- Jolayne

Sarah and Jolayne are bad influences on this *hound person. *young
- Amanda S.
Good times guys, keep the quotes comin'!
 

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Welcome!

Welcome to S#*t My Human Says!

This blog was created to record and share funny s#*t said by Go Dog Go members at class and trials. We just can't keep this stuff to ourselves, that'd be depriving the world of hilarity!

If you'd like to submit a quote, email it to amanda.shigehiro@gmail.com