Class-y Folks

Some randoms from class time! Only Tuesday nights because clearly we're the best night! (Or maybe because no one else collects quotes...)

Kiss my distal colon! - Tammy

But Terry Simons said I need to do more front crosses! - Jenilee
Well Terry Simons can kiss my ass! - Sarah

Everyone in this class has small boobs - Sarah
We're the itty bitty titty committee! - Jenilee

You guys suck! - Sarah/Amanda

Did all your brains fall out your asses tonight? - Amanda
That would be called a prolapse - Tammy
That would be a TLC medical mysteries style prolapse - Amanda S.

Can I just try... - Amanda S.
No. - Amanda

Ruh! Ruh! - Gyp

Go! See Spot! Fly! Camp 2012

This was our first year having an agility camp. Two days of agility, alcohol, hotness, and fun followed by a one day trial! Most of us were participating in it so not many quotes were logged, maybe that's a good thing in the long run ;) If you read this and have any to add, let me know!

What the fuck am I? The shit queen? - Jolayne

What kind of flexi is this? It's like a welfare flexi! - Amanda

I think my legs are a little spread. - Andrea

The best thing about being an athletic therapist is that you can make yourself a tampon - Kyle

Those ones that go across the stream, they're just looking for attention. If they go up the river then they're serious. - Kyle

As I said, it was tons of fun! Sarah even got dunked and we invented our own signature cocktail. 

The ingredients are all there (except the Mtn. Dew) so feel free to make this masterpiece at home!

No one here is normal. No one.