Another Trial Weekend!

The Calgary Agility Association trial was this weekend and it was full of awesome quotes... and apparently lots of crotch talk.

It's not a vision, it's a reality - Sarah to Amanda S. on visualizing Kaleb being a jerk.

I thought it was a figure skater but she has no skates on - Sarah 

Dogs are better than kids, if you don't like them you can shoot them - As heard in the washroom.

At least it's not in my crotch - Jan

It's amazing how things stiffen up over the years.

Yeah, but not the right things. - Overheard on a walk through.

How big do you think 10 inches is? - Darcy to Sarah and Jo.

Wow my crotch is hairy. - Sarah

Bzzzzt! - Sarah, Amanda S.

Don't beat me! - Sarah, Jo, Amanda S.

There's never a good time for crotch sniffing... I mean cross-stitching!- Amanda S. on fashion.

Snort - Sarah

They Call Her the Streak

This weekend the No Nonscents Scenthurdle team travelled to Calgary for the Alberta Kennel Club dog show. It was a long day but everyone had a ton of fun and lots of laughs! Here are some of the memorable quotes.

Are you an exhibitionist? - Guys at the admission table to Sarah

God, look at his balls! - Roberta on Mastiff testicles

Quit sniffing penises! - Amanda

That's awkward. - Sarah on Epic humping the Cardigan puppy

I rehabilitate dogs and train people. - Sarah's impression of Cesar Milan

Check out the No Nonscents blog for more info on Scenthurdle and the No Nonscents team!