Boobs and Balls

Another trial this weekend and there was quite a bit of funny, enjoy!

You get stupid and they're gone. - Dave (in reference to Flash's testicles)

Flash likes hard balls. - Jan

We'll put you in a box in the garage. - Sarah

I'm not fun *hangs head in shame* -Jaime

I have boob sweat! That's how fun I was! - Jaime

Is anything with a penis ever good? - Jaime

My goodness I have a dirty boob! - Tammy

On Meat and Agility

Terry Simons of Flying Dog Agility came to our club to do a seminar with us this past weekend and it was super fun and informative! I don't think anyone left without something to work on. However when you get a bunch of agility people, some tequila, and some exhaustion all in one arena together, hilarity ensues.

I took my dogs wieners out this morning and they were still hard. Sometimes a hard wiener isn't a good thing.- Jaime

What ever happened to positive reinforcement? - Shannon

That's for the dogs. - Amanda

Why is your favourite colour red? - Terry Simons 

Luuuuuuuuuuuuucy!!!

Because its the colour of blood! - Sarah 

This big piece of meat is a lot to handle!  - Jaime

You will beat them and they will hate you. - Terry Simons

Jaime is motivated by the meat. - Sarah

Jo's pole dancing. - Sarah

Put your bum on the wing like this! - Terry Simons

Maybe you need a bigger ass. - Amanda 

Put your crack on the wing!  

- Terry Simons

Your penis is dirty! - Anneli

I'm going to Disneyland to get some boobs. - Sarah 

Give me back my meat I'm going to stick it in the tunnel. - Jaime

Thanks for the great weekend guys, you all were a riot!