Go! See Spot! Fly! Camp 2012

This was our first year having an agility camp. Two days of agility, alcohol, hotness, and fun followed by a one day trial! Most of us were participating in it so not many quotes were logged, maybe that's a good thing in the long run ;) If you read this and have any to add, let me know!

What the fuck am I? The shit queen? - Jolayne

What kind of flexi is this? It's like a welfare flexi! - Amanda

I think my legs are a little spread. - Andrea

The best thing about being an athletic therapist is that you can make yourself a tampon - Kyle

Those ones that go across the stream, they're just looking for attention. If they go up the river then they're serious. - Kyle

As I said, it was tons of fun! Sarah even got dunked and we invented our own signature cocktail. 

The ingredients are all there (except the Mtn. Dew) so feel free to make this masterpiece at home!

No one here is normal. No one.

Boobs and Balls

Another trial this weekend and there was quite a bit of funny, enjoy!

You get stupid and they're gone. - Dave (in reference to Flash's testicles)

Flash likes hard balls. - Jan

We'll put you in a box in the garage. - Sarah

I'm not fun *hangs head in shame* -Jaime

I have boob sweat! That's how fun I was! - Jaime

Is anything with a penis ever good? - Jaime

My goodness I have a dirty boob! - Tammy

Another Trial Weekend!

The Calgary Agility Association trial was this weekend and it was full of awesome quotes... and apparently lots of crotch talk.

It's not a vision, it's a reality - Sarah to Amanda S. on visualizing Kaleb being a jerk.

I thought it was a figure skater but she has no skates on - Sarah 

Dogs are better than kids, if you don't like them you can shoot them - As heard in the washroom.

At least it's not in my crotch - Jan

It's amazing how things stiffen up over the years.

Yeah, but not the right things. - Overheard on a walk through.

How big do you think 10 inches is? - Darcy to Sarah and Jo.

Wow my crotch is hairy. - Sarah

Bzzzzt! - Sarah, Amanda S.

Don't beat me! - Sarah, Jo, Amanda S.

There's never a good time for crotch sniffing... I mean cross-stitching!- Amanda S. on fashion.

Snort - Sarah

Flashback!

 Some past quotes from the Calgary Agility Association Trial in November 2011.

Country music makes me angry, and I want to hit someone. - Dave

Flick that thing back in there. It's pink and your black. - Cindy

Sarah, do you want me to wipe your bum? - Jolayne

Sarah and Jolayne are bad influences on this *hound person. *young - Amanda S.

Good times guys, keep the quotes comin'!