Go! See Spot! Fly! Camp 2012

This was our first year having an agility camp. Two days of agility, alcohol, hotness, and fun followed by a one day trial! Most of us were participating in it so not many quotes were logged, maybe that's a good thing in the long run ;) If you read this and have any to add, let me know!

What the fuck am I? The shit queen? - Jolayne

What kind of flexi is this? It's like a welfare flexi! - Amanda

I think my legs are a little spread. - Andrea

The best thing about being an athletic therapist is that you can make yourself a tampon - Kyle

Those ones that go across the stream, they're just looking for attention. If they go up the river then they're serious. - Kyle

As I said, it was tons of fun! Sarah even got dunked and we invented our own signature cocktail. 

The ingredients are all there (except the Mtn. Dew) so feel free to make this masterpiece at home!

No one here is normal. No one.

On Meat and Agility

Terry Simons of Flying Dog Agility came to our club to do a seminar with us this past weekend and it was super fun and informative! I don't think anyone left without something to work on. However when you get a bunch of agility people, some tequila, and some exhaustion all in one arena together, hilarity ensues.

I took my dogs wieners out this morning and they were still hard. Sometimes a hard wiener isn't a good thing.- Jaime

What ever happened to positive reinforcement? - Shannon

That's for the dogs. - Amanda

Why is your favourite colour red? - Terry Simons 

Luuuuuuuuuuuuucy!!!

Because its the colour of blood! - Sarah 

This big piece of meat is a lot to handle!  - Jaime

You will beat them and they will hate you. - Terry Simons

Jaime is motivated by the meat. - Sarah

Jo's pole dancing. - Sarah

Put your bum on the wing like this! - Terry Simons

Maybe you need a bigger ass. - Amanda 

Put your crack on the wing!  

- Terry Simons

Your penis is dirty! - Anneli

I'm going to Disneyland to get some boobs. - Sarah 

Give me back my meat I'm going to stick it in the tunnel. - Jaime

Thanks for the great weekend guys, you all were a riot!